Bob McCarty Writes

1. If, after you were born, they hung a little yellow “Bomber on Board” sign in the rear window of the family minivan, your parents might be terrorists.

2. If they held your childhood birthday parties at the local Build-A-Bomb Workshop, your parents might be terrorists.

3. If they made you take Bomber’s Ed Class instead of Driver’s Ed (and your attend high school offered the class!), your parents might be terrorists.

4. If they gave you a car-bomb for your 16^th birthday instead of a Honda Civic, your parents might be terrorists.

5. If they encouraged you to enroll at the local Al-Qaeda Technical Institute instead of going away to college, your parents might be terrorists.

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