Bob McCarty Writes

Muslim extremists are encouraged to register soon for a 2007 Al-Qaeda Build-A-Bomb Workshop event.

In a statement released through Al-Gore-Zeera, Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said he expects all devoted Muslims to attend these workshops.

“Real Muslims should plan on attending one of these workshops. As for those Muslims who don’t,” he said, “I will cut their heads off and feed them to the dogs.”

Workshops are being held at mosques in Baghdad, Kabul, London, Madrid and New York City on an as-needed basis and run five days each.  Topics covered include: Car Bomb Construction, Roadside Bombing for Impact and Do I Really Need to Know How to Land This Plane?

Individuals planning to attend one of the workshops need only bring a willingness to die for the cause, Bin Laden said, adding that snacks and beverages will be provided free of charge. In addition, those who survive this rigorous training program will receive an “I SURVIVED!” t-shirt made of the finest cotton.

Individuals who do not survive will be buried at no cost at Jihad Joe’s Muslim Cemetery next door to the Fatah Small Arms Training Center/Ammunition Factory/Hospital.

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[Editor's Note: In case you're wondering, the post above is fiction, for humor's sake.]

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