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Entries from March 2007

Gore Cult Encourages Darkness ‘Down Under’

March 31st, 2007 · No Comments

Proof that Rev. Al Gore’s global warming ministry, known as The Warmin’ Church, is engaged in dark worship practices emerged today in Sydney, Australia.
According to one news report, an estimated 2,000 businesses and 60,000 individuals — all followers of the former vice president-turned eco-spiritual leader — participated in an event during which the iconic Sydney [...]

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Giuliani: ‘Third Wife Won’t be Cabinet Member’

March 31st, 2007 · No Comments

Soon after Rudy Giuliani’s appearance on ABC News’ 20/20 program last night, the former New York City mayor’s campaign strategists must have realized he goofed. Early this morning — 1:25 a.m. ET, to be exact — an Associated Press story hit the wires with this headline: “Giuliani: Wife won’t be Cabinet member”.

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Ahmadinejad ‘Milks’ Homemade Hostage Crisis

March 31st, 2007 · No Comments

An Associated Press report out of Tehran today leads this blogger to believe Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is going to milk this homemade hostage crisis for all it’s worth, virtually terrorizing Britons and their Western Allies for weeks to come. The substance of the report appears below:
TEHRAN, Iran (AP)
Iran’s ambassador to Russia renewed a [...]

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McCain Diagnosed with Partzheimer’s

March 30th, 2007 · 1 Comment

A quick reading of three items posted on Drudge Report today leads Bob McCarty Writes to conclude Arizona Sen. John McCain might be suffering from Partzheimer’s, a rare memory-loss affliction sometimes referred to as Convenient Memory-Loss Syndrome.

The basis for this long-distance diagnosis can be found by reading three news items which were posted on Drudge [...]

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Travolta’s Carbon Footprint 100x Average Briton

March 30th, 2007 · No Comments

In a news story today from the UK, John Travolta encouraged his fans to “do their bit” to tackle global warming. At the same time, he seems to be ignoring his own advice.

According to a recent study by the (UK) government-funded Carbon Trust, the 53-year-old actor and aviation enthusiast boasts a carbon “footprint” nearly [...]

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