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Gore Cult Encourages Darkness ‘Down Under’

March 31st, 2007 · No Comments

Proof that Rev. Al Gore’s global warming ministry, known as The Warmin’ Church, is engaged in dark worship practices emerged today in Sydney, Australia.

According to one news report, an estimated 2,000 businesses and 60,000 individuals — all followers of the former vice president-turned eco-spiritual leader — participated in an event during which the iconic Sydney Opera House’s white-shelled roof and many of the non-essential lights in Australia’s largest city were darkened.

This attempt to “register concern about global warming” went beyond darkness, however, as seminars were held and films were shown at venues throughout the city.

Bob McCarty Writes heard from one Aussie, who declined to identify himself, that free copies of Reverend Gore’s book, The Warmin’ Church Book of Warmin’, were distributed to people at a number of darkness-related events where global warming theology classes were conducted by candlelight.

Unfortunately, thousands of those books were destroyed by participants who used the pages as kindling to light small campfires for warmth as they watched public showings of a Gore-produced faith-based documentary, The Inconvenient Truth Shall Set You Free!, which is due for worldwide theatrical release in the fall.

Reverend Gore could not be reached for comment, but he did make available merchandise bearing the likenesses of both the logo of The Warmin’ Church and the cover of The Warmin’ Church Book of Warmin’. To see and/or order merchandise, simply click on any of the Warmin’ links or images shown above.

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