Al Gore issued an urgent call to leaders of the Democrat-controlled Congress today, asking them to pass emergency legislation to ban the use of green house paint in this country.
“Many homeowners will paint the exteriors of their homes during the next six months,” said Gore during a telephone interview with Bob McCarty Writes this morning. “Unfortunately, many of them will choose to paint their homes green; therefore, in order to prevent a dangerous buildup of green house gases this summer, I’m asking Congress to act immediately to stop American homeowners from painting their houses green.
“If Congress fails to act,” he continued, “the level of green house gases in the atmosphere will rise to dangerous levels and, in turn, bring about catastrophic consequences.”
FYI: The conversation referenced above did not actually take place. If it had, I suspect it would have taken place as shown above.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Me // Jul 24, 2007 at 4:52 am
It was so funy I nearly laughed
2 hotoffthepress // Jul 24, 2007 at 8:05 am
Me — Thanks for posting. — Bob
3 Gore Scolds Americans for Ignoring His Call // Apr 1, 2008 at 6:01 am
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