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Partzheimer’s Strikes Attorney General Gonzalez!

April 19th, 2007 · 1 Comment

In a post earlier today at Bob McCarty Writes, I speculated that Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) would “seize upon Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez” if he failed once again to “recall being involved in deliberations” over the firings of eight U.S. Attorneys. As it turns out, Gonzalez used a variety of word combinations to tell Schumer and his senate colleagues he “didn’t recall” 71 times during his testimony, according to most news media accounts.

Partzheimer’s

Obviously, the Attorney General is suffering from the same memory-loss condition that has afflicted people like Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.): Partzheimer’s Disease (a.k.a., “Convenient Memory-Loss Syndrome“) and other politicians in America’s past.

In much the same way as others raise public awareness about cancer, heart disease and other horrible diseases, its time Americans band together to help increase public awareness about Partzheimer’s. If we work together, maybe we can find a cure before other politicians and government officials are stricken.

Do your part today by purchasing t-shirt, bumper stickers and other high-quality Partzheimer’s merchandise at The Bob McCarty Shop.

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