Bob McCarty Writes

The fishing forecast for Saturday, July 7, is rated “GOOD”, according to ESPN’s Daily Fishing Forecast web site, leading many to believe the turnout for tomorrow’s LIVE BAIT Global Worming Concerts on the Water will be high.

Taking place at local fishing spots across the country, LIVE BAIT events are aimed at outdoor lovers who would rather go fishing than waste time in front of their televisions watching LIVE EARTH concerts organized by former vice president-turned global warming alarmist Al Gore.

While music for most LIVE BAIT events will be provided by chirping crickets, croaking bullfrogs and other natural musicians, some heavy-metal entertainers — including Evinrude, Johnson, MerCruiser and Yamaha, among others — are expected to perform as well.

There are no prizes for most fish caught, largest fish or any other category. Instead, fishing enthusiasts are simply encouraged to go fishing and, as much as possible, to use LIVE BAIT — preferably worms — since scientists recently confirmed that worms are a leading cause of global warming (For more info, see this Bob McCarty Writes post, Global WORMing Responsible for Global WARMing).

Fishing enthusiasts interesting in purchasing LIVE BAIT t-shirts and other commemorative merchandise can do so by clicking here or on the image shown above.