Bob McCarty Writes

A guy named Pudge offers a video which outlines the way things stand among Republican presidential contenders as they prepare for the CNN-YouTube Debate scheduled for Wednesday at 8 p.m. Eastern. Take a look:

Below are the lyrics of the song in the video:

The Grand Old Party’s looking for
Somebody who can lead
Someone who is electable
And adheres to our creed

Some say the group is not diverse
They’re white, they’re men, but wait:
The Dems have just one candidate;
Republicans have eight

Rudy’s leading all the polls
But can he win the base?
Mitt changed on abortion
Hist’ry he can’t erase

Ron Paul would end the FDA
And that is just a start
Fred has just begun to run
But sure does look the part

Hunter tells us what to do
In foreign policy debates
Huckabee’s compassionate
And lost a lot of weight

Tancredo says “let’s build a fence”
Across the whole southwest
McCain is loved by many
And hated by the rest

We don’t know who we’re voting for
We don’t know who will win
That’s why we use YouTube to ask
Our questions of these men

Time is short, we’re voting soon
And I just thought I’d mention
If we don’t reach consensus, then
We’ll decide at convention