Bob McCarty Writes

A newspaper in Plymouth, Mass., reports this disturbing news related to record-high gas prices:

Police say it’s a 1970s crime wave all over again. Only this time, thieves drilled into gas tanks instead of siphoning to steal fuel.

Rather than take that route, I recommend Americans struggling to find a solution to rising gas prices avoid breaking the law and simply take on a second or third job. To help you succeed, I recommend you purchase a Will work for fuel t-shirt like the one shown at right.