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It appears no shotgun wedding will take place three months from now at the Democratic National Convention in Denver. Below are the Top 6 reasons behind presidential candidate Barack Obama’s decision not to exchange political vows with his leading rival, Hillary Clinton:
1. Same-sex marriage is illegal in Colorado;
2. Hillary demanded to be the groom;
3. Barack refused to marry a woman wearing a white pantsuit;
4. Barack believed a shotgun wedding might cost him the support of anti-gun voters;
5. Even after setting fund-raising records, Barack couldn’t afford rice; and
6. The thought of hearing Hillary say, “til death do us part,” gave Barack the creeps.
If you know of another reason, share it with BMW readers in the comments section below.
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Kick things off // May 28, 2008 at 9:41 am
What do you mean, same-sex marriage is illegal in Colorado? Mr. Obama is a man, and Mrs. Clinton is a woman, that’s all the law requires as to sex or gender.
Bigamy must be a crime though.
2 hotoffthepress2 // May 28, 2008 at 9:42 am
Kick — Hillary a woman? Impossible!
3 » Top 6 Reasons Barack Won’t ‘Wed’ Hillary NoisyRoom.net: Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. Amelia Earhart // May 28, 2008 at 11:46 am
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4 Skunkfeathers // May 28, 2008 at 3:56 pm
One things certain: there’ll be a concentration of whackos in Denver near the end of August, who/whatever weds who/whatever…
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