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People in Denver appear to be getting excited about the upcoming Democratic National Convention which takes place there Aug. 25-28. According to an article in yesterday’s edition of the Rocky Mountain News, one man in the Mile-High City is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind. Coincidence…or not?
UPDATE: At this hour, Jeff Peckman is reported to be showing members of the news media a video of a close encounter with a four-feet-tall alien. Has anyone taken time to consider the possibility that the alien in Peckman’s video might be Dennis Kucinich or Robert Reich? After all, they meet the height requirement.
As of 12-31-08
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1 » Democrats, Space Aliens Expected in Denver NoisyRoom.net: Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. Amelia Earhart // May 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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2 Skunkfeathers // May 29, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mr. Peckham’s efforts are for naught. The aliens of the Democrapic Party — led by the very alien-laden MORON.ARG and RECREATE ‘68 — will be here, trashing the place in August. The petition Peckham is trying to garner 4,000 signatures for — no problem in the City and Cownty of Duhver, home of the second pot smokingest population, next to Boulder — won’t be on the ballot until November.
When this was pointed out to Peckham, the response was a slurred “Oh wow, man….*snort*…really? Bummer…”
If he hadn’t spent his youth snorting a bong while watching My Favorite Martian, Peckham might have had his alien duckoids in a row a year ago.
But, that’s life in the City and Cownty of Duhver.
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