People in Denver appear to be getting excited about the upcoming Democratic National Convention which takes place there Aug. 25-28. According to an article in yesterday’s edition of the Rocky Mountain News, one man in the Mile-High City is pushing a ballot initiative to create an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to prepare the city for close encounters of the alien kind. Coincidence…or not?
UPDATE: At this hour, Jeff Peckman is reported to be showing members of the news media a video of a close encounter with a four-feet-tall alien. Has anyone taken time to consider the possibility that the alien in Peckman’s video might be Dennis Kucinich or Robert Reich? After all, they meet the height requirement.
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1 » Democrats, Space Aliens Expected in Denver NoisyRoom.net: Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace. Amelia Earhart // May 29, 2008 at 1:39 pm
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2 Skunkfeathers // May 29, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mr. Peckham’s efforts are for naught. The aliens of the Democrapic Party — led by the very alien-laden MORON.ARG and RECREATE ’68 — will be here, trashing the place in August. The petition Peckham is trying to garner 4,000 signatures for — no problem in the City and Cownty of Duhver, home of the second pot smokingest population, next to Boulder — won’t be on the ballot until November.
When this was pointed out to Peckham, the response was a slurred “Oh wow, man….*snort*…really? Bummer…”
If he hadn’t spent his youth snorting a bong while watching My Favorite Martian, Peckham might have had his alien duckoids in a row a year ago.
But, that’s life in the City and Cownty of Duhver.
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