Bob McCarty Writes

Through a news release that crossed my virtual desk this morning, I learned that the company behind the Duck® brand of duct tape is staging another duct tape Saves the Day Promotion. That promotion, which rewards participants for their creativity and original use of duct tape, caused me to wonder whether or not my fellow Americans could come up with some creative and original Ways Duct Tape Can Save Our Country.

And so I ask readers to submit their entries to this impromptu contest which will award no prize money or material rewards to individuals who make the most worthwhile entries for how duct tape might be used to Save Our Country. In Washington, D.C? At war? At work? You decide!

Please submit your entry via the comments section below, and be sure to keep it civil. Thanks in advance!