"Yikes! I Might Be...Militia!"
According to anonymous sources within the Iranian government, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been reassigned to street-sweeping duty after members of his nation’s ruling Islamic council determined him unworthy of continuing in his role as the public “face” of the oil-rich nation.
In the photograph at right, the diminutive madman is shown sweeping camel dung on the streets of an undisclosed suburb west of Teheran.
[Editor's Note: This blogger was unable to confirm the authenticity of this item prior to publication and will publish updates as they become available.]
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1 Skunkfeathers // Jul 9, 2008 at 12:24 am
My sources have it that Mookie is actually doing SFCT* at an oasis SW of Tehran. But, my sources are thrice-concussed and prone to binges of jungle juice, so authenticity may suffer a bit hyar…
*Sexually Frustrated Camel Therapist
2 Matt // Jul 10, 2008 at 3:07 am
I think it’s pretty hilarious that Obama thinks he can talk Ahmadinejad down. It really shows some ignorance of there culture. I just read a really good article,Should The President of the United States Talk to Ahmadinejad? , that does a pretty good job explaining why this probably wouldn’t have great results.
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