Bob McCarty Writes

The Rev. Jesse Jackson got in trouble for tape-recorded comments he made July 6 about Barack Obama and what he wanted to do to his private parts.

It didn’t bother me to hear Jackson say what he did about the presumptive Democrat Party presidential nominee; instead, it inspired me to come up with an idea for a new product, OBAMA’S NUTS!

No offense to Mr. Peanut, but OBAMA’S NUTS! make the perfect snack for watching the 2008 presidential election process as it winds toward Tuesday, Nov. 4. Plus, they’re endorsed by Reverend Jesse himself

Sadly, order information isn’t yet available as of this posting as we’re trying to run this entrepreneurial endeavor in a manner that mirrors Obama’s campaign. In other words, we’re launching the product without any idea of how to take it to market.