Bob McCarty Writes

No major worldwide implications with this one.  I just happened to stumble across this item over at The Onion and couldn’t resist sharing it with my readers.  The spoof article that accompanies the faux advertisement begins this way:

After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new “Nothing But Tears” shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.

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