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In the “Meet Barack Obama” section of his campaign’s web site, one can read that “Obama turned down lucrative job offers after law school to return to Chicago, leading a successful voter registration drive.” Today, I’m hoping the Democratic Party presidential nominee will pass on yet another lucrative position (i.e., the presidency) and come to the aid of the people in his Windy City during their hour of need.
Certainly, “hour of need” might seem too strong a phrase to describe the environment in Chicago, but not to folks in a city where Cubs, Bears and Black Hawks roam the streets. To Chicagolanders, it’s a dire situation indeed and, obviously, the type only a man like Obama is likely equipped to handle. A summary of the situation appears below:
In a cbs2chicago.com report published today, Chicago’s CBS affiliate reported some incredible news: the city’s 125 summer murder total nearly doubled the number of soldiers killed in Iraq during the same time period.
That’s right! This summer, there have been more murders in Chicago (125) than soldiers killed in Iraq (65).
My HOPE, therefore, is that Obama (a.k.a., “The One” and “The Obamessiah”) will:
1) See himself as a man of the people, forgo the opportunity to occupy the most-powerful office on the planet; and
2) Return to the mean streets of Chicago where he can use his community organizer skills to CHANGE things, restore order and end the killings.
If/when Obama proves himself capable of tackling and curtailing violence on the streets of Chicago, perhaps then Americans will judge him capable of serving as Commander-in-Chief of the Unites States. Until he proves himself capable of the latter, NOBAMA.
7 responses so far ↓
1 Skunkfeathers // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Now I know the real reason Oblahblah wants to move into the White House: he wants Secret Service protection from his Chicago-based constituents…
2 hotoffthepress2 // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Skunk — Great observation!
3 Sarah Palin, John Edwards, Barack Obama, Oprah, Chicago’s Communities | DBKP - The Worldwide Leader in Weird // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:35 am
[...] Barack Obama, phone home: your city needs you. In a cbs2chicago.com report published today, Chicago’s CBS affiliate reported some incredible news: the city’s 125 summer murder total nearly doubled the number of soldiers killed in Iraq during the same time period. [...]
4 T. Small // Oct 13, 2008 at 10:02 pm
The solution is prayer. . . No (one) person can solve these terrible crimes-other than God himself!! Especially, not Obama who signed to stop a bill that would allow poor innocent babies lives to be saved from failed abortions attempts. So, it appears that Obama is more for killing off more of our very own people than saving them. Something to think about . . .
5 hotoffthepress2 // Oct 14, 2008 at 5:47 am
T. Small — You are right! Prayer IS the solution!
6 G Logan // Oct 28, 2008 at 7:08 am
Above: Manipulative Political Puke.
Truth: Jesus was murdered by right wing hypocrites.
7 hotoffthepress2 // Oct 28, 2008 at 7:11 am
G Logan — Call me all the names you want to, but I hope you know Jesus died for your sins and mine.
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