Igor Panarin, a Russian academic whose prediction of the United States’ demise in 2010 made him the subject of a Wall Street Journal article today, may have unwittingly provided those calling for a college football playoff with a solution.
Put politics aside for the moment and take a look at Panarin’s 2010 map of the United States (above) that breaks the world’s longest-lasting democracy into four regions, none of which include Alaska (given to Russia) or Hawaii (see note below). In essence, the map serves as a foundation upon which member schools of the Intracontinental Collegiate Athletic Association (ICAA) — successor to the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) — can reorganize into four super regions as follows for college football purposes:
- “THE TEXAS REPUBLIC” will feature all six teams from the Big 12 Conference’s South Division as well as two-thirds of the teams from the Southeast Conference;
- “ATLANTIC AMERICA” will include all of the traditionally-weak teams from the North Atlantic coast area as well as four excommunicated teams from the former SEC (i.e., Kentucky, South Carolina, Tennessee and Vanderbilt);
- “THE CENTRAL NORTH-AMERICAN REPUBLIC” roster of teams will be populated by teams from both the Big Ten Conference and the Big 12’s North Division as well as a handful of lesser squads; and
- “THE CALIFORNIA REPUBLIC” will field what can only be described as a reincarnation of the Pac-10 Conference to which Boise State and a handful of other Top 25 programs will be added.
How will the new playoff system work?
Teams will be limited to playing ten regular season games during a season that ends on the second weekend of November. Beginning on the final non-Thanksgiving weekend of November, the four top teams from each region will battle for their respective region’s top spot in a single-elimination playoff. Finally, winners from each of the regions will move on to an intracontinental playoff.
The team judged by a combination of computer and human polls to be the “best overall team” among the four finalists will play the lowest-rated team and the second- and third-best teams will battle each other. From those games, two winners will emerge to play in the Intracontinental Championship.
NOTE: Due to the fact that Hawaii will, according to Panarin, be given to Japan or China, the University of Hawaii Rainbows will remain a team without a conference that has a difficult time scheduling games. So sorry.
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See also: College Football Bowl Game Predictions Offered
UPDATE 3/04/09: The Russian professor is at it again.
UDPATE 3/19/09: The post above was mentioned in a post, Yikes, I Might Be Part of the Militia Movement! (Updated), published yesterday that caught the attention of the people at Fox News today.





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3 responses so far ↓
1 Consider the Russian View, When Selling Into Russia « MARPA // Dec 29, 2008 at 2:18 pm
[...] the lighter side, Bob McCarthy has suggested that this “US-Break-Up Theory” may have unwittingly provided a solution to those calling [...]
2 Sharon Cece // Mar 19, 2009 at 9:03 am
Bob, your humor should be bronzed and made into a bust so I can put it on my fireplace mantle. “Putting politics aside for the moment”, indeed! It just goes to show you, national dilemmas and global issues can all be solved with sports.
Do you think Igor will root for his favorite region at the Intracontinental Playoff? Oh, never mind–naturally, he will root for Alaska.
3 hotoffthepress2 // Mar 19, 2009 at 9:06 am
Glad to provide a laugh, Sharon!
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