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‘Barack Obama’s Seven Mystery States Coin Collection’ Revealed in Time for Inauguration Day

January 16th, 2009 · 8 Comments

Because it’s clear that Americans are more interested in Barack Obama’s hope-and-change politics than they are in saving for their own futures, Bob McCarty Writes is offering an alternative to the U.S. Mint’s recently-concluded 50 State Quarters® Program:  It’s the “Barack Obama’s Seven Mystery States Coin Collection.”

A unique and collectible coin set designed by Michael at My Personal Litmus, the Barack Obama’s Seven Mystery States Coin Collection serves to remind Americans of the seven mystery states that, on May 9, 2008, then-presidential candidate Obama said he had visited while on the campaign trail.

CLICK TO ENLARGE — Simply click on any of the links or images below to see enlarged versions of these seven never-before-seen coins featured in this unique collection:

STATE OF CONFUSION — Not to be confused with his home state of Illinois, the State of Confusion is where Barack Obama leaves many of his liberal followers who, during the weeks since the election, have expressed dismay over the positions he’s taken and the people he’s selected to become high-ranking members of his administration.  The coin at left depicts confused Obama supporters wondering where their “change” went.

STATE OF DENIAL — Though Barack Obama won’t admit it, the State of Denial (a.k.a., “Russia”) is where many of his radical left-wing socialist ideas have their roots.  The coin at right shows Obama wearing a Russian fur hat while still in denial about his political leanings.

STATE OF OF DISBELIEF — It’s the state in which many Americans find themselves after learning that a U.S. senator and Harvard Law School graduate thinks spending more than $1 trillion is the solution to the nation’s economic crisis.  The coin at left shows a typical American taxpayer trying unsuccessfully to make Obama’s match work.

STATE OF DISCONTENT — It’s home to bitter churchgoers who do little beyond sitting at home and clinging to their guns and religion.  The coin at right shows how those bitter-clinging people of faith feel about their new commander-in-chief.

STATE OF EUPHORIA — It’s home to people who find Obama’s empty promises so appealing, in fact, that they have two state mottos:  “Hope” and “Change.”  The coin at left shows the Obama campaign flag and the hammer-and-sickle flag flying over the nation’s capitol.

STATE OF ISRAEL — Though Obama is not welcome in this state and wishes it didn’t exist, he has reportedly entered Israel — accompanied by Jimmy Carter and members of Hamas — through underground tunnels that connect the Jewish state with Gaza.  The coin shown at right shows how Obama hopes Israel will look in the future (i.e., “gone”).

STATE OF SHOCK — It’s the state in which Americans find themselves after experiencing a rapid and precipitous decline in the standard of living to which they became accustomed during the Ronald Reagan years.  The coin at left shows a typical American family in shock after “adjusting” to their new lifestyle under Obama’s rule Administration.

Editor’s Note: Though we realize that the U.S. Mint will roll out the D.C. quarter Jan. 19 and that it will be followed throughout the year by quarters for each U.S. territory (i.e., Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, U.S. Virgin Islands and the Marianas Islands), we also realize that few people will actually be interested in coins representing islands that, thanks to Obama’s economic policies, they can no longer afford to visit.

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*Because of economic conditions, we are unable at this time to make these coins available to the public.  If, however, a reader is interested in financing such a venture, please express your interest in the form of an e-mail and send it to:  BobMcCartyWrites (at) gmail (dot) com [Remember to replace (at) with @ and (dot) with a period].

UPDATE: If interest swells, Interest has swelled in t-shirts and other merchandise bearing these designs, so I’ve made items will be made available.  Let us know your wants, needs and desires ASAP. Click here or on the image at the top of this post to find an item you like.

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Skunkfeathers // Jan 16, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    Mwhahahahahahahaha! Wonder how many of these ‘states’ he’ll try to get admitted to the collective before the next election cycle (so ACORN can make up a bunch more Democrapic voters there)?

  • 2 hotoffthepress2 // Jan 16, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    At least seven, huh!

  • 3 Always On Watch // Jan 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    Maybe Virginia should be there too. After all, for the upcoming inauguration, all the Virginia bridges into D.C. will be closed off. BHO is creating a sort of Inauguration Island.

  • 4 john taylor // Aug 28, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    u raceist just cant accept that a black man is your leader get over it america have change u raceist r running out of places 2 call home here in america go back 2 your caves

  • 5 hotoffthepress2 // Aug 29, 2009 at 6:30 am

    john taylor — It’s hard to take your accusations seriously when you can’t even spell “racist” correctly. Learn to spell. Learn to punctuate. Then we’ll talk.

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  • 7 Ed // Nov 10, 2009 at 10:34 pm

    It took King George eight years to trash the country he ‘loved’. Why can’t the Kenyan muslim terrorist fix it the first day?
    Obama has made numerous attempts to accommodate Republicans but nothing is good enough for those spoiled stockholders. They themselves have no plan, but long for the good-ol’ days when slavery was legal, women didn’t have the vote, the world was flat and smoking was good for you. Global warming? Ha.
    Fortunately for you, Democrats are too afraid of their own shadow for them to take any meaningful change.
    Glenn Beck in 2016!

    -signed- a Guardsman before and after 9/11

  • 8 Hands Off Liberty // Mar 16, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    I love the transparency of finally finding out the facts on these mystery states!
    Thanks!

    You can find out more about the elitists and their silly statements at handsoffliberty.com

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