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Entries from March 2009

‘WHY ME?’ Three Hard Drives Dead in 18 Months

March 31st, 2009 · 1 Comment

On two previous occasions, I’ve shared with readers some of the struggles behind the scenes of Bob McCarty Writes. Today, I offer yet another — this one about my third hard drive failure in 18 months. Rather than share the gory details in a made-for-blogging narrative, I’ll simply share the text of an e-mail exchange [...]

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Federal Court Order Might Save Newspaper Industry

March 31st, 2009 · No Comments

Raised an avid consumer of newspaper journalism, I went on to earn a j-school degree from Oklahoma State University and hold a variety of professional positions, most of which afforded me opportunities to work with and among professional journalists on a daily basis.  So it goes without saying — and with my tongue planted firmly [...]

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CDC: Fish Poisoning Brings Pain to Bedroom

March 31st, 2009 · 1 Comment

“They” say eating fish is good for you!  According to the folks at the Centers for Disease Control, that’s not always the case. According to the most recent edition of the CDC’s weekly Morbidity and Mortality Report, six of seven sexually-active persons diagnosed with Ciguatera fish poisoning complained of painful intercourse. In addition to causing [...]

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CFL Replacement Available — Only $119.95

March 31st, 2009 · 5 Comments

During his radio show Monday, Rush Limbaugh mentioned some of the problems faced by people who’ve opted to give compact fluorescent light bulbs a try: They didn’t work, didn’t fit and didn’t last nearly as long as promised. In addition, he noted how CFLs deliver environmental headaches to those who break them. But fear not! [...]

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Future of U.S. Dollar Might Be In Billboards

March 30th, 2009 · 3 Comments

Thanks to the ruthless and inept 30-year leadership of Robert Mugabe, the economic situation in Zimbabwe is so bad that an advertising agency created billboards, flyers and wallpaper out of near-worthless Zimbabwean currency.  Due to the similarly-inept leadership — or lack thereof — of Barack Obama, I’m afraid that the future of the U.S. dollar [...]

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Guitar Hero Final Four TV Spot Makes Me Laugh

March 30th, 2009 · No Comments

By featuring four college basketball coaching legends in a television commercial that parodies the most-famous scene from the film, Risky Business, the folks at Guitar Hero® proved they have a good sense of humor. Airing moments after the my Oklahoma Sooners lost to North Carolina in the NCAA South Regional Championship Sunday afternoon, the spot [...]

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Looking for a Job? Get a Boob Job First!

March 30th, 2009 · 6 Comments

In a post last week, I shared news about a decrease in the number of plastic surgery procedures performed in the United States last year as a result of the economic downturn.  Today comes news about one New York plastic surgeon who’s seen “an influx of patients” for procedures such as face lifts, eye lifts, [...]

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