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CFL Replacement Available — Only $119.95

March 31st, 2009 · 5 Comments

During his radio show Monday, Rush Limbaugh mentioned some of the problems faced by people who’ve opted to give compact fluorescent light bulbs a try: They didn’t work, didn’t fit and didn’t last nearly as long as promised. In addition, he noted how CFLs deliver environmental headaches to those who break them.

But fear not! A replacement for the problematic CFL, a “green” product that likely caused at least a few Americans to become unwitting participants in Earth Hour Saturday night, is finally available — and just in time!

It is the GeoBulb™ LED Light Bulb, a product described by its manufacturer, C.Crane, as follows:

The first 60-watt direct replacement, Premium Quality High Brightness (PQ-HB) bulb that uses less than 8 watts. The GeoBulb™ is the same size as a conventional incandescent bulb suitable for direct replacement in any indoor open fixture. It puts out more light than a standard 60-watt bulb but uses less than 8 watts. LED bulbs last 3 years of continuous use or 10 years at about 8 hours per day. Every part of the GeoBulb™ is built for long lasting durability. The GeoBulb™ is the first bulb built to withstand 10 years of use.

While almost everything about the GeoBulb™ — including the fact that it’s available in three versions (“soft white,” “cool white” and “warm white”) — appears favorable, one nagging question remains:

Will people be willing to part with $119.95 per GeoBulb™ — or $113.95 each when they buy a six-pack — without first having confidence that it will live up to the promises?

As for me and my house, call us laggers. Until the GeoBulb™ proves its worth the money, we will probably revert back to candles.

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Clay Bowler // Mar 31, 2009 at 7:47 am

    Ouch! The cost of environmentalism is more apparent everyday, and we haven’t even started paying Obama’s green taxes yet. No one is going to have money for the GeoBulb after the taxes start.

  • 2 cooltudor // Mar 31, 2009 at 11:48 am

    gov should giveaway green stuffs, after green taxes

  • 3 Clay Bowler // Mar 31, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Isn’t that the problem–the government gives too much stuff away adding to a debt we will never pay back?

  • 4 hotoffthepress2 // Mar 31, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    We live in an entitlement society, Clay.

  • 5 Clay Bowler // Mar 31, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    …and now they want their lightbulbs subsidized.

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