Only a year after she was banned from a minor league ballpark, “One-Sheet” Sheryl Crow will be the official musical entertainer at the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Charity Concert in downtown St. Louis July 11, according to a report in the St. Louis Post-Dispatch today.
Rumor has it that, as part of her contract, Missouri native Crow is requiring local officials to limit concertgoers to one square of toilet paper during visits to the portable toilets that will be stationed around the venue.
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UPDATE 6/24/09 at 4:16 p.m. Central: See “Did Sheryl Crow Post Comment on My Blog?“
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1 » ‘One-Sheet’ Sheryl to Headline MLB All-Star Concert NoisyRoom.net: “Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in the face of tyranny is no virtue.” Barry Goldwater // Jun 22, 2009 at 6:10 pm
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2 Clay // Jun 22, 2009 at 9:16 pm
As muggy and hot as St. Louis gets, that could provide a real funk for the All Star Game.
Did you find out if she was going to make sure that she gets paid by every radio station who broadcasts her performance that day? She is one of those pay to play type of girls. You used to find them just on street corners in the shady parts of town, but now they are on the radio too.
3 sheryl crow // Jun 23, 2009 at 10:18 am
IF you are reading this rediculous statement from Bob McCarty about my limiting concert-goers to one square of toilet paper, be warned that you are being lied to. Not only is that untrue but I have never been kicked out of a minor league baseball field. I don’t recollect ever having been to one in the first place. And, furthermore, I am not getting paid to play nor am I getting paid by radio. PLEASE people, wise up and get a life.
4 hotoffthepress2 // Jun 23, 2009 at 10:42 am
First of all, the word is ridiculous, not “rediculous”. Second, I don’t believe you’re Sheryl Crow. If you are, third, it appears you have a short memory about minor league baseball. Read the posts, dearie!
5 keith mcdonald // Jun 25, 2009 at 11:43 am
Just don’t see why the “one sheet” comment keeps getting brought up. Quote was taken out of context and noted as such by lots of other media and was clarified by Sheryl Crow herself many times. Move on … this is such old news … as is the whole paid for performance some months back. Ironic that a “humor” blog wouldn’t appreciate the humor of the original toilet paper comment in its original context.
6 hotoffthepress2 // Jun 25, 2009 at 11:46 am
Keith, what your saying is, “Let’s wipe the slate clean,” right? Ha ha ha!
7 keith mcdonald // Jun 25, 2009 at 11:47 am
@hotoffthepress2 Now that is funny!
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