Bob McCarty Writes

Ardent fans of superstar quarterbacks like Florida’s Tim Tebow, Oklahoma’s Sam Bradford and Texas’ Colt McCoy might soon find themselves falling into a trap similar to one that members of the Obama Administration and Congress found themselves earlier this year — that is, they’ll be telling their buddies that their team’s star quarterback is, like General Motors was at one time, “too big to fail.”

That in mind, simply substitute the names of your favorite player, coach and school in place of those used in The Onion Radio bit below and enjoy a good laugh.