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BREAKING NEWS ITEM #1: President Barack Obama has been named the 2009 recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize “for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples,” despite the fact that the deadline for submitting nominations for the once-prestigious award was only 12 days into the 44th president’s term.
BREAKING NEWS ITEM #2: President Obama has been named the winner of both the American and National League Cy Young Awards for 2009, despite the fact that many said “he throw like a girl and wears mom jeans” when he threw out the first pitch of the 2009 Major League Baseball All-Star Game held in St. Louis [Source: Mark Reardon, KMOX 1120 AM radio talk show host].
What a morning!
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1 Baseballbriefs.com // Oct 9, 2009 at 10:38 am
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2 » Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize, Cy Young Awards NoisyRoom.net: Where liberty dwells, there is my country… // Oct 9, 2009 at 11:17 am
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3 ciaran // Nov 9, 2009 at 3:15 pm
haha he wears mom jeans?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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