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Tiger Woods Seriously Injured in Car Wreck – NOT!

November 27th, 2009 · No Comments

UPDATE 11/27/09 at 4:13 p.m. Central: Incredibly, it appears members of the mainstream media either jumped to conclusions or just plain got it wrong.  Tiger is, according to the latest report from his publicist via ESPN, in good condition and has been released from the hospital:

Breaking News: Golfer Tiger Woods was seriously injured in an automobile accident near his home early this morning and has been taken to an Orlando-area hospital, according to this Orlando Sentinel news report breaking now.

Woods is said to have hit a fire hydrant, then a neighbor’s tree.  Further, the newspaper is reporting that the crash occurred at about 2:25 a.m., is still under investigation by Florida Highway Patrol and that charges are pending.  That leads me — and others, I’m sure — to wonder whether the golf superstar was driving under the influence or otherwise impaired.

This news comes only days after rumors of Woods being involved in an extramarital affair hit the internet.

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UPDATE 11/27/09 at 1:59 p.m. Central: Accident is reportedly NOT alcohol related.

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