Bob McCarty Writes

Below are the “Top 10 Headlines President Barack Obama Doesn’t Want to Read” following Republican Scott Brown’s victory last night over Democrat Martha Coakley in the race for the U.S. Senate seat in Massachusetts:

10. Brown to Toss Coin at Super Bowl

9. NBC Names Brown Host of The Tonight Show

8. Brown Wins, Obama Shut Out at Golden Globe Awards

7. GM Sales Tumble After Obama Criticizes Brown’s Truck

6. Poll: Most Haitians Would Have Voted for Brown

5. Markets Jump After Brown Victory in Massachusetts

4. Brown Nation’s Most Popular ‘Person of Color’

3. What Has Brown Done for You Lately?

2. Brown to Make White House Run

1. Scott Brown Wins American Idol!