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Obama’s State of the Union Speech in Tweets

January 27th, 2010 · 4 Comments

Something new this year:  I decided to tweet my way through President Barack Obama’s State of the Union speech and ended with 69 tweets which appear below in reverse chronological order:

  1. OOOH, OOOH, OOOH! he ended early!!! Thank you, Jesus! less than 20 seconds ago from web
  2. Only 10 minutes to go. Can I open my eyes yet? half a minute ago from web
  3. So much disappointment? You’re the reason, Barry! 4 minutes ago from web
  4. There’s the next demonized group: CEOs! 5 minutes ago from web
  5. WHERE’S LINDSAY GRAHAM. HE’S ON OBAMA’S SIDE WHEN IT COMES TO “SHAMNESTY” http://www.cafepress.com/bobmccarty/2998009 6 minutes ago from web
  6. I’ve written about so-called “hate crimes” and can’t say that I love them. http://bobmccarty.com/?s=%22hate+crimes%22 7 minutes ago from web
  7. “We’re all created equal. Except me, that is.” — Barry Obama 8 minutes ago from web
  8. Obama sounded like a Wal-Mart commercial: “Always low promises. Always.” 8 minutes ago from web
  9. Obama: International community organizer. 11 minutes ago from web
  10. Expect a nuclear attack within four years. 11 minutes ago from web
  11. The only countries that will have nuclear weapons will be the countries that point them toward us. 12 minutes ago from web
  12. Some of our troops might opt for asylum in the countries where they’re serving now rather than return to the USA under Barack Obama. 14 minutes ago from web
  13. We might as well turn tail and run from Afghanistan now if we’re gonna announce a timetable. 14 minutes ago from web
  14. Giving in to terrorists is not hopeful for the USA; it is, however, very hopeful for our enemies. 16 minutes ago from web
  15. Unity dissipates when you let terrorists be tried in civilian courts! 17 minutes ago from web
  16. “So let’s show the American people that we can do it together..as long as we do it my way.” — Barry Obama 18 minutes ago from web
  17. 30 more minutes of torture? I’d rather be waterboarded! 19 minutes ago from web
  18. Worse yet? Yes you are, Mr. Obama. 19 minutes ago from web
  19. And you’re not a senator anymore, remember? 20 minutes ago from web
  20. You may be speaking to both parties, but you’re only describing yourself. 21 minutes ago from web
  21. You frustrate us, Mr. Obama. And you’re the only one in “perpetual campaign mode”! 21 minutes ago from web
  22. Ethics reform? I bet he learned all about it in Chicago. http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/people-in-glass-houses.jpg 23 minutes ago from web
  23. “STATE SOVEREIGNTY” sounds so good now! 27 minutes ago from web
  24. The only one missing from this picture is Barry Obama. http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Chavez-Correa-Morales.jpg 29 minutes ago from web
  25. We’re gonna freeze government spending and borrow the ice to do it from China. 29 minutes ago from web
  26. BLAMING BUSH is so IN VOGUE for SOCIALISTS. 31 minutes ago from web
  27. WHO DO YOU TRUST on HEALTH CARE? http://wp.me/p8YEo-5LN 32 minutes ago from web
  28. After raising the deficit by $4 trillion, you lower by $1 trillion. Taxpayers lose $3 trillion — plus interest. 35 minutes ago from web
  29. Everyone’s embarrassed by you, Barry. Even Michelle! 35 minutes ago from web
  30. So far, he’s attacked bankers and insurance companies. Who’s next? 36 minutes ago from web
  31. Just take a pill. 38 minutes ago from web
  32. Record foreclosures in 2009!!! Attaboy, Barry! 38 minutes ago from web
  33. When education is free for everyone, it will be worthless, too. 39 minutes ago from web
  34. “Race to the Top” education program. Everything with Obama begins with RACE. 41 minutes ago from web
  35. Obama’s suggested new markets (Cuba, Venezuela, Bolivia, Ecuador) — all run by dictators. 44 minutes ago from web
  36. Export politicians. about 1 hour ago from web
  37. Even a stopped watch is right twice a day. about 1 hour ago from web
  38. Obama, Biden and Pelosi look like three brain-dead idiots http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/the3liberals.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  39. “Think not what your country can do for you, think what you can do for your country — like pay more taxes.” – President Barry Obama 1-27-10 about 1 hour ago from web
  40. YOU’RE THE PROBLEM, BARRY!!! about 1 hour ago from web
  41. More like 28th place under Obama’s leadership. about 1 hour ago from web
  42. I can’t WAIT until 2010 and, especially, 2012! about 1 hour ago from web
  43. We can’t afford another economic expansion? That doesn’t make sense. about 1 hour ago from web
  44. What about fossil fuel energy jobs that help to make the nation less dependent on foreign sources of energy? Obama doesn’t care about ‘em!! about 1 hour ago from web
  45. Watch out, Tampa! You’re being used! about 1 hour ago from web
  46. Read the fine print. Most small businesses won’t qualify for BHO’s tax credits. Just wait and see! about 1 hour ago from web
  47. That’s another stimulus plan. $30 Billion more debt. about 1 hour ago from web
  48. I don’t know what condition my condition is in. about 1 hour ago from web
  49. First, Steve Jobs. Now, government and union jobs. about 1 hour ago from web
  50. Now is one of the few times when I long for a two-minute commercial — or, better yet, a 90-minute infomercial. about 1 hour ago from web
  51. Does anyone smell something burning? It smells like Armani. PANTS ON FIRE!!!! about 1 hour ago from web
  52. After one year in office, Obama has left us in a State of Shock > http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/state-of-shock-small.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  53. Can’t wait to see how he disses the State of Israel tonight > http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/state-of-isreal-small-21.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  54. Only the socialists like Obama are happy. http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/state-of-euphoria-small.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  55. In what state are most folks living? The State of Disbelief http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/state-of-disbelief-small1.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  56. In what state is he living? State of DENIAL Click to see it: http://bobmccarty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/state-of-denial-small.jpg about 1 hour ago from web
  57. Heard from the GOP side of the room: “YOU LIE!” Must be good ol’ Joe Wilson. Give ‘em hell, Joe! about 1 hour ago from web
  58. NANCY: Blah blah blah blah about 1 hour ago from web
  59. Shake. Shake. Shake. Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. Shake. Shake. Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. Shake. Sheik. Sheik. Sheik. about 1 hour ago from web
  60. BHO is getting ready to enter the chamber. “Madame Speaker, the president of the United States!” AAAArrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!! about 1 hour ago from web
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