EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Jan. 8, 2008. Enjoy! Bob McCarty Writes has obtained an exclusive copy of [...]
Entries from September 2010
Al-Qaeda Business Publication Discovered
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
Tags: · Al-Gore-Zeera, Al-Jazeera, al-Qaeda, al-qaeda bom, al-qaeda business opportunities monthly, Al-Qaeda Business Publication Discovered, al-qaeda publication, Allah, allah the way to the bank, Baghdad, Beirut, Bin Laden, build-a-bomb workshop, car rental, Damascus, Humor, hurts rental car bombs, intelligence, Islam, Kabul, Muslims, Osama bin Laden, rental car, Terrorism, Terrorist, the bomb
‘Sheik-Down’ of U.S. Culture Exposed
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Jan. 8, 2007. Enjoy! (DEARBORN, MICH.) – Bob McCarty Writes reports that Muslim [...]
Tags: · 'Sheik-Down' of U.S. Culture Exposed, billboard hot 100, close the deal with a handsheik, dearborn, feminist movement, handsheik, Humor, jerry lee lewis, kc and the sunshine band, Milk Sheik, muslim war on the west, sheik 'n' bake, sheik rattle and roll, sheik your booty, whole lot of sheik'n goin' on
Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! 1. If, after you were born, they hung a [...]
Tags: · al-Qaeda, al-qaeda technical institute, bomber on board, bomber's ed class, build-a-bomb workshop, Car Bomb, college, driver's ed, Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists, honda civic, Humor, minivan, Terrorist
Racing Tech Makes Grocery Shopping Fun Again
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! I like to think of myself as an idea [...]
Tags: · Bristol, Darlington, Daytona, Grocery Store, Humor, NASCAR, nascart, Racing Tech Makes Grocery Shopping Fun Again, spectator sport, supermarket
Combine Products to Make Scrapbooking Easy
September 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! I like to think of myself as an idea [...]
Tags: · 3M Post-It Picture Paper, bathroom humor, bathroom tissue, Charmin, charmin ultra, Combine Products to Make Scrapbooking Easy, crapbook, cropping, Humor, post-it, Scrapbook on a Roll, Scrapbooking, toilet paper
Phil Hare Encouraged to ‘Keep on Digging!’
September 19th, 2010 · 2 Comments
Taking into consideration the entire width and breadth of incumbent Democrat Congressman Phil “I Don’t Worry About the Constitution” Hare’s poorly-managed re-election campaign to date, I can’t help but think of the advice so many unskilled politicians have received over the years: “Once you’ve dug yourself into a hole that’s too deep, stop digging.” When [...]
Tags: · 17th congressional district, biggovernment, billboard, Constitution, Democrat Party, i don't worry about the constitution, Illinois, james moody, keep on digging, Phil Hare, Phil Hare Encouraged to 'Keep on Digging', sangamon county, semper fi, veterans for the constitution
Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flatulence
September 18th, 2010 · 1 Comment
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery — or, in this case, flatulence, courtesy of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert at Comedy Central. When the Liberal Left can’t muster crowds anywhere close in size to those assembled by the Tea Party Movement and Glenn Beck, they turn to television comedians to stage counter events. When [...]
Tags: · 'We're Not Gonna Take It', Comedy Central, flattery, flatulence, Glenn Beck, imitation, Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flatulence, jon stewart, Liberal, liberal left, stephen colbert, tea party, tea party movement
