I Do Not Like Barack O’Bam

Today is the 107th anniversary of the birth of Ted Geisel, the American-born writer best known for writing children’s books under the pen name, “Dr. Seuss.” A fan of his classic books, including Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in the Hat, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish, Horton Hatches the Egg, Horton Hears a Who! and How the Grinch Stole Christmas, I decided to pay tribute to Geisel by imitating his style with a decidedly-political twist.  Enjoy!

Barack O’Bam.
Barack O’Bam.
I do not like Barack O’Bam.

It’s not because O’Bam is black.
It’s not because his wife is fat.
It’s not because his girls are cute.
It’s not because he wears a suit.

I don’t like O’Bam, the guy
and there are many reasons why.

I do not like his stand on wealth
or government inside my health.
I do not like his tax-and-spending
or his budget that needs mending.

He puts our country in a hole.
He sometimes seems to have no soul.
He cancels days of Christian prayer,
but welcomes Muslims everywhere.

He parties almost every night.
He sides with labor in a fight.
He always goes against what’s right.
I do not like O’Bam on sight.

Would I, could I, vote for him?
Would I row a boat for him?

I would never vote for him.
I’d never row a boat for him.
He is not a good president
or 16-hundred resident.

Would I, could I, change my mind?
Would I kick my own behind?

No, I can’t support this man.
I do not like Barack O’Bam.

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A native of Enid, Oklahoma, Bob McCarty graduated from Oklahoma State University with a degree in journalism in 1984. During the next two decades, he served stints as an Air Force public affairs officer, a political campaign manager, a technology sales consultant and a public relations professional. Today, Bob spends most of his time researching topics, writing about them and publishing those writings. When he’s not writing online, he’s working as an author. Bob’s first published book, Three Days In August: A U.S. Army Special Forces Soldier’s Fight For Military Justice (October 2011), chronicles the life story and wrongful conviction of Sgt. 1st Class Kelly A. Stewart, a highly-decorated Green Beret combat veteran. In his second book, THE CLAPPER MEMO (May 2013), Bob connects the dots between a memo signed by James R. Clapper Jr. — the man now serving as our nation’s top intelligence official — and the deaths of dozens of Americans in Afghanistan at the hands of our so-called Afghan “allies” wearing the uniforms of their nation’s military, police and security forces. Bob is married, has three sons and lives in the St. Louis area. Bob is available for media and blogger interviews. Simply drop a comment here, leaving your name, organization, phone number, e-mail address and area of interest. He’ll try to respond as soon as possible.

5 thoughts on “I Do Not Like Barack O’Bam

  1. And how many wars are we involved in?…and that w/o ever declaring war…hmmm…

  2. It would be easy to blame everything on Obama. After all, that is what he is there for. You really need to look at the establishment behind him. If you think any other choices will make a difference, you are mistaken. The focus should be on congress. Get the big banks and special interests out of government with your vote or nothing will change.. Oh, and RON PAUL .. Friggen amazing!

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