Bob McCarty Writes

Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh:

Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there?

Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans.

Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat him. Depends.

Alligators [...]

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