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Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists

September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments

EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces.  Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006.  Enjoy! 1. If, after you were born, they hung a [...]

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Hate Hurts America Hates Free Speech

April 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

This morning, the Hate Hurts America Community and Interfaith Coalition used a news release to tackle two objectives. While the “headline” objective was to announce that HHA had launched a re-designed website, the primary objective seems to have been reminding the world that HHA members think Michael Savage is targeting Muslims with on-air “hate speech” [...]

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Blogger ID’s Peacetime Use for Army’s Lie Detector

April 9th, 2008 · 1 Comment

The inability of presidential candidates — namely Democrats Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton — to tell the truth has received a lot of attention in both traditional and new media during recent months. Today, however, it appears a solution is available that could help voters detect a lie as it emerges from a candidate’s mouth. [...]

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BREAKING NEWS: 72 Virgins Photographed!

March 3rd, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s well known that Islamic extremists willing to blow up themselves and other for their cause do so with hopes of what lies ahead — specifically, a promise of 72 virgins in the afterlife. Below, for the first time ever, Bob McCarty Writes reveals a composite photo of those 72 virgins who await the Muslim [...]

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Build-A-Bomb Workshop Tickets Still Available

January 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Muslim extremists are encouraged to register soon for a 2007 Al-Qaeda Build-A-Bomb Workshop event. In a statement released through Al-Gore-Zeera, Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said he expects all devoted Muslims to attend these workshops. “Real Muslims should plan on attending one of these workshops. As for those Muslims who don’t,” he said, “I will [...]

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Top 5 Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists

October 19th, 2006 · No Comments

1. If, after you were born, they hung a little yellow “Bomber on Board” sign in the rear window of the family minivan, your parents might be terrorists. 2. If they held your childhood birthday parties at the local Build-A-Bomb Workshop, your parents might be terrorists. 3. If they made you take Bomber’s Ed Class [...]

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