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Cow Farts Hot Topic of ABC News Programs

April 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment

Asked by the host to explain his party’s plan to deal with carbon emissions, Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner described the overwhelming scientific consensus that carbon dioxide is contributing to climate change as “comical” during an appearance (see video below) on ABC’s This Week with George Stephanopolous Sunday.  Furthermore, he pointed out that cow [...]

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EPA Wants to Turn Cows Into Goats — Scapegoats

December 5th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It appears the folks at the Environmental Protection Agency want to turn cows into goats — or, more accurately, scapegoats — by charging fees to people who raise air-polluting animals.
According to an Associated Press report today, a proposal put forth by the Environmental Protection Agency would require farms or ranches with more than 25 dairy [...]

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Miniature Cows All the Rage Across the Pond

August 20th, 2008 · No Comments

Rising supermarket prices are persuading hundreds of families across the pond to turn their backyard gardens into mini-ranches stocked with miniature cattle, according to a recent Times Online article.
Perhaps, the UK cows will produce fewer greenhouse gases, too.  Regardless, the miniature cows — like their larger bovine relatives — make the world a warmer place. [...]

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ABC Blaming Cow Farts for Warming Planet

July 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

It’s not enough for members of the mainstream news media to try to brainwash the public that the Earth is in peril due to global warming. According to Dan Gainor and his colleagues at the Business and Media Institute, now they’re telling us what to eat. Case in point: A recent edition of [...]

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Speech Proves McCain’s a ‘Closet Cowboy’

May 13th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Properly motivated, I might go so far as to take time to identify six degrees of separation between John McCain and the rear ends of cows identified by by a British newspaper article 18 months ago as the main source of greenhouse gas pollutants. Not in the mooood to get behind such an effort [...]

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