Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh: Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there? Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans. Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat [...]
One-Liner Observations of Headlines Offered
August 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Imagine the Retirement Home Resident of 2070
October 23rd, 2006 · No Comments
Have you ever stopped to imagine what retirement home residents might be like in the future? By 2070, retirement homes will be full of the same people who, today, roam the planet as 16 year olds. Retirement homes will be full of 80-year-olds – let’s call them “retirees” from this point forward – who grew [...]
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