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Gore ‘Shoe-in’ to Win ‘Ugliest Office’ Contest

September 4th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Al Gore is a “shoe-in” to win a contest I learned about today. All he needs to do is partner with the photographer from TIME who took the photo of the former vice president’s home office below and enter it in ACCO Brands’ America’s Ugliest Office Contest Sept. 4 through Nov. 3. Agree or disagree? [...]

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‘LIVE BAIT’ Concerts Expected to Lure Millions

July 6th, 2007 · No Comments

The fishing forecast for Saturday, July 7, is rated “GOOD”, according to ESPN’s Daily Fishing Forecast web site, leading many to believe the turnout for tomorrow’s LIVE BAIT Global Worming Concerts on the Water will be high. Taking place at local fishing spots across the country, LIVE BAIT events are aimed at outdoor lovers who [...]

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Will ‘Three Strikes’ Law Earn Gore III a Life Sentence?

July 4th, 2007 · 8 Comments

UPDATE: Fox News is reporting today that Al Gore III faces up to three years in prison if convicted on felony drug-possession charges and lesser offenses related to the July 4 traffic stop described in the post below. According to People.com, he was found to be in possession of 140 Vicodin pills, among other items, [...]

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Global WORMing Responsible for Global WARMing

June 25th, 2007 · 6 Comments

GLOBAL WORMING™ may be the culprit behind the much-talked-about “climate crisis” that, according to people like Al Gore, threatens the existence of life on Planet Earth. This revelation comes courtesy Jim Frederickson, research director at the UK-based Composting Association. He was quoted in a recent Materials Recycling Week magazine article as saying the following: “Worms [...]

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When Scientists Don’t Agree, Gore Blames Scientists

June 25th, 2007 · 4 Comments

What do you do when scientists refuse to endorse your global warming views? If you’re Al Gore, you blame the scientists for the so-called “climate crisis” about which you’ve been warning the people of the world. Quoted in an article in The Independent, the former vice president said that if scientific agreement on the climate [...]

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‘My name is Rudy Giuliani, and I’m a politician’

June 18th, 2007 · 6 Comments

It is 10 a.m. Wednesday, April 1, 2009, and a hoard of well-known politicians — Democrats and Republicans alike — sit quietly in a circle of metal folding chairs. The location: A dusty and windowless room in the basement of an abandoned VFW hall outside Washington, D.C. The voice of an unseen moderator, piped in [...]

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Writer Paints Gore as Brain Surgeon, Rock Star, Guru

May 19th, 2007 · No Comments

By now, Al Gore must be accustomed to feeling a breeze blowing up his proverbial “skirt”. After all, writers from some of the nation’s largest media outlets seem to be involved in a vast left-wing conspiracy (not really, I just wanted to use that phrase in a post) to boost the former vice president’s public [...]

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