Half of the branches of one of my Bradford Pear trees tumbled to the ground today around noon. At first, I attributed the damage to strong winds that blew through the St. Louis area. Later, I discovered something else — or, more accurately, someone — was to blame: my high school-age son, the artist, had [...]
Pear Tree Erased from Blogger’s Front Yard
May 9th, 2011 · 1 Comment
Tags: · Bob McCarty, Humor, wind
Al-Qaeda Business Publication Discovered
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Jan. 8, 2008. Enjoy! Bob McCarty Writes has obtained an exclusive copy of [...]
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‘Sheik-Down’ of U.S. Culture Exposed
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Jan. 8, 2007. Enjoy! (DEARBORN, MICH.) – Bob McCarty Writes reports that Muslim [...]
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Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! 1. If, after you were born, they hung a [...]
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Racing Tech Makes Grocery Shopping Fun Again
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! I like to think of myself as an idea [...]
Tags: · Bristol, Darlington, Daytona, Grocery Store, Humor, NASCAR, nascart, Racing Tech Makes Grocery Shopping Fun Again, spectator sport, supermarket
Combine Products to Make Scrapbooking Easy
September 22nd, 2010 · 1 Comment
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! I like to think of myself as an idea [...]
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Personal-Injury Lawyers Target New Victims: Cats
March 20th, 2010 · 3 Comments
Watch television for any amount of time, and you’re sure to encounter a personal-injury law firm commercial targeting victims of the asbestos-related disease, mesothelioma. Now, a new feline disease related to excessive mice consumption is the subject of a new advertising campaign. The disease is known as mouse-o-thelioma, and it’s deadly. If you own a [...]
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