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Go Ahead, ‘Name a Storm After Someone You Love’

September 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment

It’s a busy hurricane season already:  Gustav just passed, and three more storms — Hanna, Ike and Josephine — are on their way.  As a result, there’s no better time than today to forget about stars and Name a Storm After Someone You Love!
Rather than offer you a gift package that involves selecting a special [...]

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Forget Stars, Name Storm After Someone You Love!

July 7th, 2008 · No Comments

Americans hear it hundreds of times each year, that darn radio commercial that encourages listeners to “name a star after someone you love” before describing how you can dedicate a star to someone special. Today, on the occasion of the 2008 hurricane season’s first storm being named, The Bob McCarty Shop is offering you [...]

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Experts Predict Plenty of Storms in 2007

May 22nd, 2007 · 2 Comments

The nation’s weather experts offered their hurricane forecast for the year this morning:
“For the 2007 Atlantic hurricane season, NOAA scientists predict 13 to 17 named storms, with seven to 10 becoming hurricanes, of which three to five could become major hurricanes of Category 3 strength or higher,” said retired Navy Vice Adm. Conrad C. Lautenbacher, [...]

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Early Naming of Storm Prompted by Warming

May 11th, 2007 · 2 Comments

Yesterday, the first wanna-be-a-hurricane storm of the season in the Atlantic was named Andrea by officials at the National Weather Service’s National Hurricane Center. As near as I can determine, however, the naming action represents the first time our nation’s weather experts have given a name to a subtropical storm. Why? Because, [...]

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Storm Forecast Leaves Businessman Optimistic

April 3rd, 2007 · No Comments

President Ralph W. Eathervane hopes expert predictions of a busy storm season result in brisk business this year for his company, International Storm Registry, which auctions and/or sells naming rights to violent and destructive storms around the world.

“Experts predict 17 named storms in 2007, with nine of them hurricanes and five capable of sustained winds [...]

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