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‘Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians’ List Offered

January 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments

Judicial Watch, the public interest group that investigates and prosecutes government corruption, released its 2008 list of Washington’s “Ten Most Wanted Corrupt Politicians” yesterday.  In alphabetical order below, I offer abbreviated versions of the narratives about these politicians provided by Judicial Watch:
Senator Hillary Clinton (D-NY): Let’s start with the fact that Hillary Clinton is constitutionally [...]

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Burger King Warned About Body Spray Lawsuits

December 23rd, 2008 · 4 Comments

After learning about Burger King®’s recent launch of FLAME™, a body spray that purportedly carries the scent of BK’s own flame-broiled hamburger’s, I began to wonder whether or not the fast-food giant’s legal team had considered fully the liability issues that might accompany the use of this product by BK loyalists.
BK is using a marketing [...]

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‘Presidential Chicago’ Tourism Push Stirs Memories

November 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment

Editor’s Note: On the heels of Barack Obama’s election victory Tuesday, the “Choose Chicago” web site is inviting visitors to “experience the city the Obamas enjoy” and even offers a Presidential Chicago web page.  Upon learning of the site yesterday, I felt it appropriate to republish memories of a family daytrip to the Windy City [...]

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One-Liner Observations of Headlines Offered

August 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments

Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh:

Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there?

Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans.

Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat him. Depends.

Alligators [...]

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Obama Mentor Member of Communist Party U.S.A.

August 15th, 2008 · 12 Comments

Accuracy in Media editor Cliff Kincaid said in a news release today that coverage of the Barack Obama campaign’s fierce attack on Jerome Corsi’s book, The Obama Nation, misses the point that the campaign has finally acknowledged that the mysterious “Frank” in Obama’s 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, is in fact the Communist Party [...]

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