PRO-LIFE NEWS
Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh:
Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there?
Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans.
Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat him. Depends.
Alligators [...]
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