Uncle Jay says you can stare at goats, or at a dead singer’s movie, or at a health care bill that’s ready for its close-up. Any way you slice it, the news is pretty much a constant paranormal activity. Still, Uncle Jay explains it all in this week’s edition of Uncle Jay Explains the News.
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Uncle Jay Explains the News: Nov. 2, 2009
November 2nd, 2009 · No Comments
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Fast-Food Giant Helps Recruit Future Spies
July 21st, 2008 · No Comments
Spies, spooks and others involved in the gathering and collection of intelligence data are in high demand these days as employees of a nation engaged in a difficult and dangerous Global War on Terror. Thanks to a soon-to-be-launched promotion by McDonald’s, efforts to recruit new civilian and military intelligence agency employees might get a [...]
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Coming Soon: Campaign Ads on Report Cards
December 6th, 2007 · No Comments
Advertising Age reports today “McDonald’s has found a nifty way to reach kids even as TV ad options toward the demographic shrink: Advertise on report cards.” Makes me wonder how long it will take for political entities to seize upon this new advertising medium as a cost-effective tool for reaching voters with school-age children.
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