EDITOR’S NOTE: When I launched this blog almost four years ago, I spent much more time writing humorous pieces. Today, as I devote more time to writing books than blogging, I thought I would share one of my humor posts originally published Oct. 19, 2006. Enjoy! 1. If, after you were born, they hung a [...]
Five Signs Your Parents Might Be Terrorists
September 22nd, 2010 · No Comments
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Video Explains Why I Drive the Cars I Drive
March 31st, 2008 · No Comments
I’ve driven nothing but Honda automobiles since returning to the U.S. from Japan 18 years ago, mostly because I appreciate the reliability and craftsmanship of my Honda vehicles. On the inevitable occasions when someone — a friend, a neighbor or someone I meet in passing — tells me I should buy made-in-America automobiles instead of [...]
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‘Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?’
January 4th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Any man who dares answer a question like the one asked in the headline above — and gets away unscathed — is either a liar, a politician or single. On the other hand, the wise man is the one who’s learned how to avoid answering such a no-win question. Regardless of where you find yourself [...]
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