The town hall-style presidential debate at Hofstra University last night was a target-rich environment. Below are the 50 spontaneous #Debate tweets I shared in rapid-fire fashion @BobMcCarty on Twitter: 
Candy Crowley Tells ‘Guru U’ Grads to Demand Honesty — Let’s hope she takes her own advice. http://bobmccarty.com/2012/10/16/candy-crowley-tells-guru-u-grads-to-demand-honesty/ …
Obama must be using a stealth teleprompter. #Debate
Obama threw everything against the wall to answer the post-college jobs question, hoping something would stick. Didn’t. #Debate
Sadly, Romney will be able to follow every Obama answer with, “That’s simply not true!” #PantsOnFire
Obama is a coal-killer. #Debate
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! #Debate
At least Candy is keeping her trap shut. #Debate
Barack Obama needs someone to hand him a straw to grasp. #Debate
Wind energy? Let’s tap Obama; he’s full of hot air. #Debate
I wonder how long it will be until Barack Obama taps out? #Debate
Barack Obama’s view of how American kids think. #Debate http://youtu.be/88JRvXzytec
Obama doesn’t understand. The money on which Mitt Romney paid taxes last year was not job-related income. It had already been taxed! #Debate
When you hear a lot of pregnant pauses in Obama’s answers, that means he’s birthing lies. #Debate
Candy’s grasping at straws now. #Debate
X@%*-eating grin seen on Obama’s face. #Debate
Inequalities in the workplace? Where? That claim died with Gloria Steinem, didn’t it? #Debate
Obama’s honest counterpunch: “My administration has more idiots!” #Debate
Republicans aren’t waging a “war on women,” the Taliban are — and Obama’s talking with them! http://youtu.be/Zd3GpNZGWYQ #Debate
Anyone who’s still undecided at this point in the game shouldn’t be allowed to vote. #Debate
Candy may be single, but she’s screwing Mitt Romney tonight! #Debate
Hey, Mitt, offer to trade Barack Obama for a player to be named later. #Debate
The Obama Administration — A shovel-ready project. BURY HIM, MITT!! #Debate
Barack Obama is using the Fleetwood Mac approach tonight. #Debate http://youtu.be/czR2bHg_4c8
Speaking of the middle class getting crushed, Mitt Romney is crushing the lower class (i.e., his opponent). #Debate
Oops, Mitt slipped up. In reality, I don’t think Obama does want things to get better. #Debate
Deport all illegal immigrants, and start with Barack Obama! #Debate
Anyone who’s willing to re-elect Barack Obama must be an immigrant. Why? Because, as Obama said, “They’re risk-takers!” #Debate
“Not after students.” Including students who attended Occidental, Columbia and Harvard but won’t share their transcripts? #Debate
I wish Barack Obama would embrace self-deportation. #Debate
Obama didn’t give Univision a good answer about the “Fast and Furious” gun-running program either. #Debate
Ahh, the old interruption ploy, implemented by Obama. #Debate
Fight! Fight! Fight! #Debate
But Obama sees America as the “Land of Promises I Can Break.” #Debate
Before we know it, Candy Crowley is gonna threaten to sit on Mitt if he doesn’t stop demanding equal time. #Debate
Obama’s tap dancing around the Benghazi issue. #Debate
Barack Obama’s been messing with America. Is he going to go after himself? #Demand
“We don’t turn national security issues into political issues, especially when they’ve been handled so poorly by me.” – Barack Obama #Debate
Candy’s moving things on… protecting her man. #Debate
Enforce the laws we’ve already got? Then fire Eric Holder and charge him with a laundry list of crimes. #Debate
Keep handguns out of the hands of criminals and the mentally ill? Sorry, Uncle Joe Biden. No handgun for you. #Debate
Subject-change alert. #Debate
Hiring teachers changes economy? Disconnect. #Debate
Ben Bernanke is a currency manipulator, too! Slap a label on him, Mitt! #Debate
“I find my mirror the most attractive place in the world.” — Barack Obama #Debate
Forget loopholes. If Obama would close his pie hole, I think good things might happen in the good ol’ USA. #Debate
Obama’s making things up again…. #Debate
The president’s latin name: Interruptus maximus. #Debate
For more fast-flowing humor and political insights, follow me @BobMcCarty on Twitter.