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Tommy Thompson Enters Race for the White House

April 2nd, 2007 · 4 Comments

Former Wisconsin Gov. Tommy Thompson officially entered the 2008 presidential race yesterday, announcing his bid for the White House Sunday. Tommy Thompson — not to be confused with former Tennessee Sen. Fred Thompson, who’s also considering a run — billed himself as both the “reliable conservative” and the “dark horse” candidate in a crowded Republican [...]

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Ahmadinejad ‘Milks’ Homemade Hostage Crisis

March 31st, 2007 · No Comments

An Associated Press report out of Tehran today leads this blogger to believe Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is going to milk this homemade hostage crisis for all it’s worth, virtually terrorizing Britons and their Western Allies for weeks to come. The substance of the report appears below: TEHRAN, Iran (AP) Iran’s ambassador to Russia renewed [...]

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McCain Leads GOP Race in South Carolina Polls

February 26th, 2007 · No Comments

Bob McCarty Writes has learned two recent telephone polls show Arizona Sen. John McCain winning among likely South Carolina Republican voters. Whether or not his first-place finishes will be enough to secure victory in the 2008 presidential race — a race that’s still a year out — remains to be seen. Running against George W. [...]

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Vilsack Refuses Warning Label, Drops Out

February 23rd, 2007 · No Comments

After becoming the first Democrat Party candidate to declare his candidacy for president, Tom Vilsack became the first to withdraw from the 2008 presidential race, according to an Associated Press report published this morning. Sources tell Bob McCarty Writes, the former Iowa governor feared having to display WARNING: TOM VILSACK labels on materials related to [...]

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Obama Appears to be Losing Web War

February 6th, 2007 · 1 Comment

In his Living Politics column published last week, Newsweek columnist Howard Fineman asked the question, so there must be some validity to it: “Is Obama losing the web war?” Comparing Obama’s web presence to that of New York Sen. Hillary Clinton, Fineman wrote, “Obama got in the first major salvo—which Hillary has answered with an [...]

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Biden Running Again, Earns ‘Warning Label’

January 9th, 2007 · 1 Comment

Though he announced several weeks ago that he would run for president in 2008, Sen. Joe Biden is hard to take seriously and, thus, the reason The Bob McCarty Shop staff is only now getting around to adding his name to the roster for the Warning Labels On Politicians. Biden, a Delaware democrat, seems to [...]

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Build-A-Bomb Workshop Tickets Still Available

January 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Muslim extremists are encouraged to register soon for a 2007 Al-Qaeda Build-A-Bomb Workshop event. In a statement released through Al-Gore-Zeera, Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden said he expects all devoted Muslims to attend these workshops. “Real Muslims should plan on attending one of these workshops. As for those Muslims who don’t,” he said, “I will [...]

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