Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh: Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there? Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans. Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat [...]
One-Liner Observations of Headlines Offered
August 21st, 2008 · 2 Comments
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Blogger Offers Twisted Look at Headlines
March 13th, 2008 · No Comments
Below, I offer a twisted look at some of this morning’s headlines: Florida wants to regulate amount of toilet paper in bathrooms — Expect Sheryl Crow to weigh in on this matter. One square-per visit should be enough, right? Iowa Town Offers Bounty on Stray Cats — Shouldn’t that be New York Town Offers Bounty [...]
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