PRO-LIFE NEWS
Below are a half-dozen news headlines I found worthy of twisting into one-liner observations that might make you laugh:
Hallmark introduces gay marriage greeting cards. Does anyone still shop there?
Living with humans has taught dogs morals, say scientists. Perhaps, politicians should try living among humans.
Fifty-eight-year-old Mark Spitz says Michael Phelps couldn’t have beat him. Depends.
Alligators [...]
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Below, I offer a twisted look at some of this morning’s headlines:
Florida wants to regulate amount of toilet paper in bathrooms — Expect Sheryl Crow to weigh in on this matter. One square-per visit should be enough, right?
Iowa Town Offers Bounty on Stray Cats — Shouldn’t that be New York Town Offers Bounty [...]
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