Cyber Attack on USA Expected Tuesday?

It was almost 9 p.m. in Tehran as I published this post, and people around the world are still trying to decide what Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s threatened “punch” against the West is going to be.  Some influential Americans appear to think it might come as a cyber attack.

For more information, I direct your attention to an article by Marc Ambinder published yesterday at TheAtlantic.com.  It begins this way:

On February 16, at about 10:00 am ET, the U.S. will be hit by a massive, crippling cyber attack from an unknown entity. Key players will convene in the White House situation room and plan the response, from mitigation to (possibly) retaliation. It’ll be live on television — G.N.N.

Ambinder goes on to inform readers of an event — not an attack — that’s been dubbed “Cyber ShockWave” by its creators at the Bipartisan Policy Center and will take place Feb. 16 at 10 a.m. Eastern.

If this event’s list of participants — which, among others, includes former Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff — is any indication of its newsworthiness, then I’d have to conclude this is a must-follow event.  Unfortunately, however, the exercise’s credibility is tarnished by the inclusion of at least two individuals — Jamie Gorelick, former Deputy Attorney General, and Joe Lockhart, former White House Press Secretary — who’s political “baggage” tends to sully the supposed bipartisan nature of the exercise.

Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu Lets UN Have It

Addressing the United Nations General Assembly this morning, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu labeled Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s speech yesterday “a systematic assault on the truth.”  Oh, how he must have fought the temptation to mention President Barack Obama’s speech in the same breath.

For more coverage of Netanyahu’s address, read this The Wall Street Journal article or this article published in Israel’s YNET News.

UPDATE 9/25/09: Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu’s Full-Length Speech at United Nations Deserves Your Attention

Ahmadinejad Flees to Russia Amidst Protests

"I Ran, We Stand" by David Donar at Political Graffiti

News reports revealed the fact that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (a.k.a., “PIRANHA“) fled to Russia as hundreds of thousands of his fellow citizens protested as fraudulent the results of the Middle East nation’s latest presidential election.  I think David Donar’s cartoon @ Political Graffiti captures this tidbit of news as well as any news source has.

Iranian Election Results Spark Street Riots

The video above shows that everything is peaceful (not!) and happy (not!) in Tehran following elections that saw hard-liner Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (a.k.a., “PIRANHA“) retain his role as president amidst accusations that the Iranian election process was rife with fraud.

At the same time as it makes you wonder if ACORN was somehow involved in the process, it also makes you wish American voters would get so passionate and involved in the election process.

Click image to buy PIRANHA merchandise.

Click image to buy PIRANHA merchandise.

Coach-Picking Guide Applied to Presidential Race

With fall just around the corner, the International Coaching Federation issued guidelines today for schools and other organizations to follow when hiring a coach. I thought it would be interesting to adapt the group’s guidelines — they call them “the Five Cs” — to the political process in advance of the 2008 presidential election.

1. CODE OF ETHICS. Does the presidential candidate adhere to a code of ethics? Is he accountable to any standards?

  • Republican John McCain lived up to the military code of conduct as a prisoner of the North Vietnamese at the infamous Hanoi Hilton. Despite being given the opportunity to gain his freedom, he refused, knowing that his acceptance of the offer would be used by his captors for propaganda purposes. More recently, he’s adamantly opposed the out-of-control spending of his colleagues in Congress and is one of the few leaders who has the guts to challenge abusive Congressional earmarks and the pork-barrel politics that grip Washington.
  • Democrat Barack Hussein Obama accepted a sweetheart real estate deal from convicted felon Tony Rezko and a “brother-in-law-discount” mortgage financing package from Northern Trust bank. In addition, he agreed to wear an American flag pin on his lapel and salute the American flag only after much public criticism of his prior refusal to do either.

2. COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF TRAINING. Has the presidential candidate had training adequate to prepare him to serve as Commander-in-Chief of the nation’s armed forces.

  • Republican John McCain served honorably in the U.S. Navy before retiring after 22 years of service.
  • Democrat Barack Obama has no military experience and doesn’t even list “defense” or “military” as an topic of discussion in the Issues Section of his web site.

3. CREDENTIALS. Does the presidential candidate have enough experience to serve as leader of the free world?

  • Republican John McCain brings hands-on military experience as well as nearly three decades of wide-ranging experience, including foreign policy experience, in the United States Senate.
  • Democrat Barack Obama brings, according to a USA TODAY article: Two years in the U.S. Senate. Seven years in the Illinois Senate. One loss in a primary election for the U.S. House of Representatives. One stirring keynote address at a Democratic National Convention. Two best-selling books. Hardly the makings of a president.

4. CONTEXT. What other specialized skills does the presidential candidate have? How important is experience in specific/relevant areas to you in a presidential candidate?

  • Republican John McCain offers a better understanding of world leaders as evidenced in a December 2007 statement he made about then-Russian President Vladimir Putin: “I looked into his eyes and saw three letters: a K, a G and a B.”
  • Democrat Barack Obama and his advisers stress the Democratic candidate’s readiness to sit down with Iranian leaders, including President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, without ­conditions.

5. CHEMISTRY. Do you feel a connection with the presidential candidate? The president-citizen relationship is very important; a connection between you and the presidential candidate is vital. If it does not “feel” right to you, heavily consider choosing another presidential candidate to whom you feel more connected and whom you trust.

  • Republican John McCain adds credence to the long-held belief that with age comes wisdom and understanding a la Ronald Reagan.
  • Democrat Barack Obama and his minions seem to be waging a non-stop effort aimed at casting his opponent’s age in a negative light. One newspaper editorial yesterday cited the fact that Ted Kennedy was born in 1932 and is four years older than McCain before asking a pertinent question: “Do Democrats want to turn him out to pasture?” Good question.

Obviously, “hiring” a president is more important to the nation than hiring a coach for a sports team. So vote wisely as you consider the information above.

SHOCK: Ahmadinejad Removed from Office!

According to anonymous sources within the Iranian government, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been reassigned to street-sweeping duty after members of his nation’s ruling Islamic council determined him unworthy of continuing in his role as the public “face” of the oil-rich nation.

In the photograph at right, the diminutive madman is shown sweeping camel dung on the streets of an undisclosed suburb west of Teheran.

[Editor's Note: This blogger was unable to confirm the authenticity of this item prior to publication and will publish updates as they become available.]

Iranian Government No-No List Grows Longer

Gateway Pundit reports today that the Iranian government has placed a ban on “The Face” — or, more accurately, the faces of political hopefuls — on political campaign posters. “The Face” marks the latest addition to a growing list of items banned in the Islamic republic. That list includes:

– Women with hair showing
– Women with blond hair showing
– Women with blond hair showing who talk back
– Women who talk back
– Mothers with children with hair showing
– The word “women” from public television
– Women’s rights activists
– Student activists
– Satellite dishes
– Young men with hair gel
– Young men in short sleeves
– Pajamas and shorts in the hallway
– Iranian rappers
– Manly makeup, bad hijab
– Reformist newspapers
Homosexuals
– Breasts on mannequins

What those on the left side of the political aisle don’t seem to realize as they oppose all efforts to squelch Islamic terrorism is that the items above rank high on the list of “products” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hopes to export to the United States as part of his grand plan to crush both this country and Israel.