Cow Farts Hot Topic of ABC News Programs

Asked by the host to explain his party’s plan to deal with carbon emissions, Republican House Minority Leader John Boehner described the overwhelming scientific consensus that carbon dioxide is contributing to climate change as “comical” during an appearance (see video below) on ABC’s This Week with George Stephanopolous Sunday.  Furthermore, he pointed out that cow flatulence contributes CO2 to the environment all the time.

This wasn’t the first time ABC has focused on the subject of cow flatulence.  As noted in my post, ABC Blaming Cow Farts for Warming Planet (July 21, 2008), the network’s World News with Charles Gibson advised viewers to curb their beef consumption and, in turn, lower greenhouse gas emissions.

Once again, I think members of the news media ought to stop blaming our bovine friends’ farts for polluting the planet. If you agree, show your support for “everything cow” with CO2ws merchandise items like the t-shirts below from The Bob McCarty Shop.

CO2ws make the world feel warmer and CO2ws make the world a warmer place

Barack Obama Fashion Highlighted in Mugshots

An Iowa State trooper who was investigated after it was shown that he forwarded an e-mail showing mugshots of people wearing Barack Obama t-shirts has been suspended for 30 days, according to a report from KETV 7 in Omaha:

Sgt. Rodney Hicok was at home and off-duty when he forwarded the e-mails, said an official with the Iowa Department of Public Safety Bureau and Professional Standards.

The e-mail made disparaging remarks about 15 people in the photos and referred to Obama as having “quite a fan base.”

Hat tips:  Michelle Malkin via Gateway Pundit

‘Will work for fuel’ Design Splashed Across Canada

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Will work for fuel, a gas price-related design from The Bob McCarty Shop, is featured prominently in a Misty Harris article published in the Winnipeg Free Press (see graphic) and in several other major newspapers across Canada today.

Harris, a writer for CanWest News Service (a.k.a., contacted me Saturday about her interest in including my t-shirt design in an article focusing on the idea that “Consumer obsession with the high cost of crude – and the price of gas at the pumps – is leading to an oil spill into all corners of popular culture.” Of course, I was more than willing to help — and the results were superb!

In addition to appearing in the newspaper mentioned above, the article appeared online and in print in the Saskatoon Star Phoenix, Edmonton Journal, Montreal Gazette and Windsor Star, reaching upwards of 1.4 million readers across Canada.

To see the full lineup of Will work for fuel merchandise, click here.

Thanks, Misty!

‘Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?’

Any man who dares answer a question like the one asked in the headline above — and gets away unscathed — is either a liar, a politician or single. On the other hand, the wise man is the one who’s learned how to avoid answering such a no-win question. Regardless of where you find yourself when it comes to questions about the female physique, you might get a kick out of one of the two new products available at The Bob McCarty Shop.

Have fun with your wife, fiance or girlfriend by ordering one of these bumper stickers for her vehicle’s rear bumper.

Tavin Dillard Offers Christmas Shopping Ideas

If you’re having trouble coming up with the “perfect” Christmas gift for someone you love, take a look at this helpful video from our friends at Sweet Tea Films. The star of this film, Tavin Dillard, offers several thoughtful ideas.

Trailer Park Shopping Advice

If you’re still having trouble coming up with an idea after watching the video above, visit one of the fine establishments listed under the BMW SHOP LINKS heading at left.

French President Promises Taser for Every Cop

I learned in an article this morning that French President Nicolas Sarkozy “vowed before his election in May to buy a Taser — which paralyses targets — for every policeman and gendarme in France which could provide a market for at least 300,000 guns alone.” That means the demand for Don’t Taze Me, Bro! t-shirts is going to soar — in France, that is.

That in mind, The Bob McCarty Shop is proud to announce its newest product line:

Ne me taze pas, bro!

Now, simply by wearing Ne me taze pas, bro! (Don’t Taze Me, Bro!) clothing, any French citizen — even the person who participates in the country’s frequent riots (see this article) — can ensure his all-important
Ne me taze pas, bro! message is communicated to law enforcement. In turn, he might also be able to avoid — but there’s no guarantee! — receiving a 500,000-volt shock to his system.

[Note: Thanks to Bob McCarty Writes friend Richard Erickson in Paris, I've revised/improved upon the translation that originally appeared in this post.]

Will All Need ‘Don’t Taze Me, Bro!’ Shirts?

Who could have imagined the use of tasers would gain so much media attention?

Don’t Taze Me, Bro!First, it was the Andrew Meyer incident in Gainesville, Fla. Then, a few days ago, a nude man in St. Louis got the shock of his life. Finally, today, a Polish immigrant in Vancouver was tasered and died as a result.

Could it be that everyone will soon need a “Don’t taze me, bro!” t-shirt simply to ensure the all-important message is conveyed to members of law enforcement? In a twisted entrepreneurish way, I hope so!

Click here to see all of the fun-loving “Don’t taze me, bro!” designs available at The Bob McCarty Shop.